[JoninOz]

I couldn't resist sharing this...........


IMPOSSIBILITIESIN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair

2. U can't wash your eyes with soap

3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out











Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

[Jenolan]

[FutureShock]

JonO you are a serious looney...take my word for it...

[Claw]

True FS, he is, but I fell for every one of them.

[FutureShock]

So did I Claw...so did I...

[JoninOz]

LOL @ FutureShock & Claw..............some things have to be taken seriously, lunacy is an inbred art form....... .....

[FutureShock]

...and a prerequisite for employment at MS...

[JoninOz]

..........maybe Bill himself would open the Gates for me......

[FutureShock]

...the Gates of hell...he'd have to do it from the inside...

Jonno, you could go in there and take MS with one thought judging by the leadership there now. That's about all it would take these days...Then you could hire all of us...

[JoninOz]

Thanks F/S......it would be a pleasure working with you guys.................. .......
.....................the first job would a..... .....under Win8.........