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My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
An Irish businessman is traveling on a small 4-engine plane, flying home to Dublin. Shortly after takeoff the pilot comes over the intercom and announces.."We are having problems with number one engine so we have shut it down. There is no need for any anxiety, we still have 3 engines left and it just means we will be arriving half an hour late."
About ten minutes later the pilot comes back on the intercom and announces..."Sorry to report that number two engine has also failed, we still have two engines fully operational and we will now be arriving 90 minutes late."
Another half hour passes and the pilot again comes on the intercom..."Well this is embarrassing, number 3 engine is now also not working so we will arrive at our destination 3 hours late."
The Irishman turns to the passenger sitting next to him and says.."Jaysus, I hope the fourth engine doesn't break......we'll be up here all bl**dy night!!"
BTW: Happy St. Patrick's Day to all our Irish friends. I'll be drinking green beer at bowls today!!!
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